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Demi Moore 'pulls a Clinton', swears blind she did not 'inhale'
Los Angeles - Concerned fans jammed the switchboard at her PR agency's offices today asking after hapless Demi... and demanding the phone number of her supplier. Emergency hospitalization saw the 49 year-old actress 'pull a Clinton' as Matanusk...
Cher Fails to Prove She's Not Dead -- Burial Set for Tuesday
Hollywood, California -- Former superstar Cher has fallen victim to a bogus Tweet, which announced that she had passed away last Thursday. It appears that the 65-year-old singer/actress has no way of proving that she is indeed still alive. "Cher h...
Justin Bieber Performs Michael Jackson, James Brown Rolls Over in Grave
Attempting to honor the legendary Michael Jackson at an event in Grauman's Chinese Theater, Justin Bieber performed a tribute moon walk and crotch-grab while elsewhere, rumblings were heard deep beneath the ground at James Brown's resting place. C...
Nancy Pelosi's "Secret" About Newt Revealed
WASHINGTON, DC - A Congressional aide claims to know the "secret" which Nancy Pelosi (D-California) keeps threatening to reveal. Unfortunately, revealing the "secret" could have the "unintended consequence" of making Newt Gingrich more popular with v...
Chef Introduces Beautiful and Bad Romance Tacos
Fort Worth, TX - A few years ago, people in Texas wouldn't be caught dead eating from a food trailer. Now though it's all the rage. The latest food trailer to catch on in the trendy downtown neighborhood is Romance Tacos. Jonathan Ybarra, owne...
